Christmas shopping at the adult store

Pharyngirl engages in a little romantic fantasy:

I was thinking of his pretentiously macho self-image and that photo of him in a snug black t-shirt with a big sword, and I was wondering…isn’t Vox Day just begging to be raped?

I didn’t know it was possible for a confessed player of soccer and computer games to be macho, pretentiously or otherwise, but apparently Pharyngirl thinks about such things – and the fit of my clothes – more often than I do.

And while I thank her for her kind offer, I am afraid I shall have to respectfully decline. I hope she won’t be too disappointed.

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