Pretty Lady needs your help

The little wide-eyed, white-tailed doe is unsure regarding the merits of a new beau and is soliciting opinions:

What do you think, dear friends? Is this The One? Should she jump on the opportunity, or moulder away in stagnant singlehood a bit longer?

Whilst opinion appears to be running against Pennsylvania’s Finest at the moment, I hasten to remind all and sundry that it’s hard to find a boyfriend who sucks toes….

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