The future is anti-feminist

Never mind that it’s becoming increasingly obvious how worthless those college educations for which they sacrificed their children is:

A third of women graduates will never have children, research has concluded. The number of highly educated women who are starting families has plummeted in the past decade, according to findings that provide the most detailed insight yet into education and fertility.

While some women are making a conscious decision not to have children, others are simply leaving it too late after taking years to build their careers, buy a home and find the right partner.

If the low birth rate trend continues, then the eventual rate of childlessness among graduates now aged in their twenties is likely to be even higher than a third.

The findings come from a ground-breaking study into more than 5,000 women born in 1970 and tracked throughout their lives by researchers at the Centre for Longitudinal Studies, based at the Institute of Education in London.

Seriously, how smart do you actually expect other people to consider you to be if you can’t tell time on something as simple as a biological clock?

It’s fortunate that feminism is an evolutionary dead-end, here’s hoping it will die out before it’s stoned to death by sharia.

Don’t bother with college

This isn’t due to any fears of the inevitable Cho copycats, but rather the fact that you can’t get even a halfway decent education there anymore with doing all the work yourself:

Just 15 of 70 institutions studied require English majors to take a course on Shakespeare, says a report by the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, a Washington-based group that promotes academic quality. At least six of those schools dropped or weakened requirements since 1996, when the group did a similar study….

The Bard is required by only one Ivy League school, Harvard.

One might say that it’s ironic that the government is spending more money to send more people to college than ever before while the educations they are receiving have never been worse. Except it isn’t, this is merely education inflation in operation.

No wonder there’s so many “college-educated” morons out there. They’ve been to college, they have the sheepskin, they just don’t realize that they never received an actual education.

I’ve mentioned this before, but I can attest that I am personally acquainted with an economics major who graduated from a Big 10 university and had never heard of either John Maynard Keynes or Adam Smith.

The Answer

It seems The Onion reached a similar conclusion when considering the related problems of Evil and Free Will:

“Is this all there is?” asked Snake, hiding in a storage locker while two masked guards searched for him in the hold of a cargo ship. “Is this why I was created? To suffer? Will I ever escape this endless loop of grueling labor followed by violent death?”

Snake was then discovered by the guards and cut down in a hail of gunfire.

Snake, who has been fatally shot 2,143 times in the past six months, said he does not know why God deems it necessary for him to endlessly repeat his mission, which involves sneaking aboard a hijacked military ship and discovering who stole the walking nuclear-equipped battle tank known as Metal Gear Ray.

“Why will the Lord not grant me my final rest?” asked a reincarnated Snake, crawling underneath a lifeboat on the ship’s weather deck. “Certainly there must be a greater purpose for me than to kill dozens and eventually be killed myself.”

Added Snake: “As Goethe said, ‘Man must strive, and in striving he must err.'”

Pitching himself over the ship’s railing to avoid a trio of patrol guards, Snake pondered the notion of self-determination, wondering aloud whether he had any control over his own destiny. Before he could draw any conclusions, however, he lost his grip, falling into the sea and drowning.

Discuss amongst yourselves