Summa Elvetica is now available

Marcher Lord Press is now accepting orders for its three launch titles, one of which is my latest fictional concoction, a fantasy novel entitled Summa Elvetica: A Casuistry of the Elvish Controversy; you may order it directly from Marcher Lord’s online store. For the time being, the Marcher Lord store will be the only place the book will be available for sale.

If you’re not sure the novel will justify shelling out $12.99, if you can’t afford it, or if you are simply philosophically opposed to further contributing to the the lifestyle of a Lamborghini libertarian, then you can simply download the PDF of the complete manuscript instead. But regardless of how you elect to read the book, I hope you will consider giving it a whirl, as I believe I can guarantee that it will be one of the more unique fantasy novels published this year.

Sharpen those stakes

As I predicted, Washington and the wrinkled whores of Wall Street have chosen the Brussels option and are forcing a second vote this week on their attempted robberyrescue plan:

In a surprise move to resurrect President Bush’s $700 billion Wall Street rescue plan, Senate leaders slated a vote on the measure for Wednesday – but added a tax cut plan already rejected by the House. Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., and GOP Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky unveiled the plan Tuesday.

The Senate plan would also raise federal deposit insurance limits to $250,000 from $100,000, as called for by the two presidential nominees only hours earlier…. The surprise move capped a day in which supporters of the imperiled multibillion-dollar economic rescue fought to bring it back to life, courting reluctant lawmakers with a variety of other sweeteners including the plan to reassure Americans their bank deposits are safe.

Surprise? How could anyone with a functioning brain possibly be surprised by this? I can’t imagine them making less than three straight attempts at it before they run out of time when the predicted apocalypse either fails to arrive, or, more likely, arrives in a manner which the “rescue” would obviously have done nothing to prevent.

Obviously, mere stakes won’t be enough for these revenants. First, the garlic clove in the mouth. Then the stake. Then, and only then, the chopper. Meanwhile, Dr. Doom is one of the many financially astute individuals to point out that the bailouts will in no way prevent economic contraction.

Of course, Faber is completely wrong. Because this brand new Paulsonbipartisan plan is a rescue of the American economy, not a bailout of Wall Street bankers like the previous one. They’re, like, two totally different things, even if they happen to look exactly the same to you, the unsophisticated American taxpayer.