An unsubtle plea

New York’s iconic Empire State Building will light up red and yellow Wednesday in honor of the 60th anniversary of communist China.

Allow me to translate:

Dear People’s Republic of China,

Please don’t stop buying our debt. Please, for the sweet love of Chairman Mao, don’t stop buying it!

Yours submissively,
Wall Street

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