Global Warming Nazis

I had previously preferred the term “global warming fascists”, but the term simply doesn’t do justice to these twisted, human-hating idealogues.  It appears we may end up eventually having to go to war with the sick bastards should they take over a country or two just like we did with their German predecessors; as with the National Socialists, the global warming extremists genuinely believe that their mad pseudo-scientific myths justify killing people. 

Fortunately, given that their tanks will be solar-powered and their cruise missiles will be launched by turbine windmills, it should take a lot less than five years to defeat them and wipe them out.  And, seeing how they won’t be utilizing carbon anymore afterwards, it will be a win-win.

It’s clear that the pro-warming media has the vague idea that something has gone seriously wrong here, even if they don’t quite understand what the negative reaction is all about.

“While many people said they found the short an amusing way of addressing the issue of apathy towards climate change issues, others found it tasteless and unnecessarily violent.”

Yeah, that was just explosively hilarious, wasn’t it? I mean, about the only thing that would have made it funnier if the self-appointed climate saviors were murdering Jewish schoolchildren… no, make that gay Jewish schoolchildren. Ho, ho, ho.

Teachers is smart

Okay, so it appears I may have overestimated the average intelligence of teachers when I calculated it at around 90 IQ.  Mea culpa.  Now, here’s the damning quote: “Every other student in class accepted my lesson without argument….”  Keep in mind that’s almost surely true of your public-schooled children too, even when they are being taught that black is white and kilometers are longer than miles.

CGW request

If anyone has a collection of old Computer Gaming World magazines from the early 1990s, I am looking for an article written by Mike Weksler about 3D hardware that referenced both Chris Taylor and Ime. It probably mentioned a chip called 3GA as well and would have run sometime between 1992 and 1995. Unfortunately, I’m not sure what issue it was except that it was after the first 100 issues that are archived online at the CGW Museum. If you can tell me the issue, or better yet, scan the article and send it to me, I would appreciate it.

VPFL Week 3

84 Bane Sidhe (2-1)
57 Winston Reverends (2-1)

82 RR Redbeards (2-1)
63 Blackmouth Banksters (2-1)

76 Valders Quixotes (2-1)
73 Moundsview Meerkats (0-3)

68 Meigs Marauders (2-1)
54 MS Swamp Spartans (0-3)

57 Judean Rhyneaux (2-1)
55 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-2)

My two much ballyhooed young starting RBs, Shon Greene and Ryan Matthews, have cost me at least two games already. Here’s hoping that Pete Carroll has the brains to start handing the ball to the electric Leon Washington.